allhalethespark:

The light at the tunnel is a runaway train
The stars that we wish on are only airplanes
The love that we’re chasing is a heart break away

bikinipowerbottom:

“She’s really pretty for a black girl”

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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literary-potato:

meoplelikepeople:

AU where McGonagall puts her foot down and says ‘you’re going to give Lily and James and Sirius and Remus and Peter’s boy to WHO?’ and proceeds to destroy every argument Albus has by saying ‘you don’t want him raised so he’s revered and pampered? Fine, give him to me, I’ll raise him.’

She would be strict and firm but Harry would never doubt that he was loved and important; just no more than anyone else.

Mama McGonagall AU 2k15


romancentureon:

Divergent: March 21, 2014
Insurgent: March 19, 2015
Allegiant: (Part 1) March 18, 2016 | (Part 2) March 24, 2017

surprisebitch:

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piplump:

“I’m against feminism but I think women should be equal to men”

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gayberts:

skepticalporcupine:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

the gays are evolving

and they are angry

capslockapocalypse:

party-into-thesun:

sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

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I couldn’t even read that in my head

smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius


lysnk2:

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